Please don’t bite me, ok? I’m not that tasty, really, and my blood is fairly cold for a human. Literally, not figuratively because I make up it in that department. That’s of no use to you though.
I understand that you just love the taste of human blood but I don’t love to be your source.
I just slapped a mosquito with my bare hand on my thigh. That’s either a first or a second in a lifetime!